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Smoke and Ash

Sat Aug 1, 2009, 7:41 PM
  • Mood: Mad
  • Listening to: Ambient soundscapes
  • Reading: The manual to my new tv
  • Watching: Ghibli films
  • Playing: Prototype
  • Eating: Laksa
  • Drinking: Weird foreign soft drinks
Man i went downstairs to smoke a morning cig with my morning coffee. Its my usual routine New York breakfast.
Anyhow the whole of my area is covered in smoke, and the place stinks like a mountain of burning tires.

Like the fumes were fucking filthy!! Industrial plastics and chemical smells.
I find out a little later that a perfume factory actually blew up on Silverwater Road.
Now my question...
When a perfume factory blows up, why the hell doesn't it smell like roses and daisies and unicorns?? Pleasant smells. I mean, it makes sense right?? RIGHT??!!

So last night i dreamt i was a serial killer. Was quite wicked actually. The thrill of killing. Was an interesting perspective. I suppose i will never actually kill a person. Im not much violent at all in real life. In my time on this Earth i havent even punched another human with serious intent to hurt them. Im just a little pussy tat hey?

Anyhow, i bought the movie Delicatessen on the recommendation of a friend. Was cheap as nails.
Havent watched it yet but damn it looks a little bit twisted. Cant wait.

Peace to all.

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  • Current Residence: Australia
  • Interests: Anime makes me cream.
  • Favourite movie: Batman Begins
  • Favourite band or musician: Infected Mushroom
  • Favourite genre of music: Christian Rock
  • Favourite artist: Jesus
  • Favourite poet or writer: Anne Rice/ Terry Pratchett/ J.K.Rowling
  • Favourite style of art: Textured
  • Operating System: Well, first i make the incision here, then cut around that knobby thing, and remove the testicles...
  • MP3 player of choice: Still dont own one
  • Shell of choice: Cracked
  • Wallpaper of choice: as long as i can wash the blood out of it, i dont much care.
  • Skin of choice: Latino **mmmmm**
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy series/ Zelda Series / Fables/ MarioKarts...
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii 'N' DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: Kon
  • Personal Quote: "No, i dont have a degree, but im handy with a scalpel"
  • Tools of the Trade: Wacom Tablet/ n like pencils n stuff

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:iconblue-fur:
It be that kid that emailed you. Mr Le!

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I shoot your guns.
:icontwo-turtles:
Yo.
*insert wittisism here*

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Its swollen to vulgar proportions
:iconroperookie:
Thanx for the watch!!!

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Michael Andrews
:icondougfdoug:
Hey there, what great art - illustrations you create, marvellous work.
:icontwo-turtles:
Thank you.

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Its swollen to vulgar proportions
:icondesigntu:
thanks ;)

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..insan,ya hayrandır sana,ya düşman.Ya hiç yokmuşsun gibi unutulursun,ya bir dakika bile çıkmassın akıldan...
:iconspitvenom:
I had to tag someone and thought of you.

I hope you've been working your butt off on some awesome art for us, because we miss you and your work.

Sooo...You got Tagged!

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"Stupidity always brings out the asshole in me..." ~Mitnick
:iconblingg:
Thanks for the watch :)
:icongeenormous:
Bro, you've been tagged...!

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